Silkwater Fix

When a female stimulates the male penis with silk in her hand while the erection is underwater. After orgasm both male and female enjoy eating fudge together.

Sally gave Timmy a silkwater fix for his birtday..and he loved it even after it was over(because he got to eat fudge even after he had his orgasm)

by Jang-Boo June 20, 2005

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

P-fix

To trick something up to the max.

His Camry has gone thru the P-fix, and now it's iller than a fuckin Bentley

by JDO August 24, 2003

fix the dryer

Its slang for taming the one eyed monster(jacking off)

Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again."

Wasted- " stfu dude ur just going to whack off"

by wasted July 16, 2006

Fix Me

A Drinking Game for the Creative Folk in which people pair off and try to answer absurd questions.

Kenny: Joe’s wife has a thing for black men. Joe’s job has just required him to move to a black neighborhood. How can Joe keep his wife from having sex with a black man?
Billy and Sandra: Wow that's tough to answer, maybe he could spread mayonnaise on her everyday.
Kenny: Good answer now everyone else drink!
Billy and Sandra: Fix Me Champs!

by Neurotic Visionary May 21, 2011

Pls fix, thx.

A frequent email reply from your MD (Managing Director) in consulting and finance roles. It literally translates, “Please fix, thanks.” but more accurately translates: “Fix this ASAP and don’t fuck up again.”

Your email: “Please see the attached projection, we are expecting negative cash balances in years 3 and 4.”

MD’s reply email: “pls fix, thx.”

by UrAButtHead May 09, 2020

fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 11, 2011