implossible

A word used when the term impossible simply isn't good enough. A new level of impossibility that is physically not possible in the past, the present or the future.

John: TODD, I'VE INVENTED COLD FUSION!

Todd: WHAT, THAT'S IMPLOSSIBLE!

by AaronMosh7 February 24, 2011

When the impostor is sus

Pain. It's pure pain to us uninfected people. It's almost as bad as Despacito or the rare Despacito Spider. The disease was originated from the game "Among Us" by Innersloth. Symptoms of the disease are as the following: Looking at something that looks like and Among Us character and saying "Sus", saying "SUSSY BAKA UwU", and making Among Us p0rn. Please stay at least 20 feet from the infected. Stay safe everyone.

You: Throw your chip bag away dude.
Friend: But it looks sus Lol.
You: Dude just throw your chip bag away.
Friend: *Throws chip bag away.* Hey, that trash can looks sus lol. When the impostor is sus.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

by LizTheShit February 25, 2022

imposterous

Like preposterous, only more extreme.

Her vagina was imposterous

by jeremiah g January 11, 2006

Not-Trippin Impass

When both parties need to make a decision and both are "Not Trippin" - thus at an impass ; "not-trippin impass"

A:"idk, you want it?"
B:"im not really trippin"
A:"im not trippin either"
C:"you to have reached a not-trippin impass"

by Brolachan650 October 14, 2010

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

impositive

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision

a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"

by ricci-s November 25, 2009

missionary impossible

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!

I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.

by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006