hypercakes

The act of respectfully having a blast

Yesterday’s hypercakes was amazing

by SeDII June 11, 2021

Hyper Awareness Syndrome

Someone who is acutely aware of their situation, surroundings, position in life and or location.

Sufferers may display high sensitivity to their living situation and surrounding environment and in severe cases may display bouts of eccentricity, unbridled emotions, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, existentialism, depression, a lack of a motivational drive, and a lack of fulfillment.

The patient in the mental ward who displays heightened awareness of their surroundings and position in life is suffering from H.A.S. (Hyper Awareness Syndrome). They are being given anti-depressants and therapy to help them cope and deal with their nihilistic and existentialist fueled trauma.

by PopulousMaster July 25, 2021

Hyper Hit

too take a hit that is excessive. Also could be called a blinker

dude me and santhro just did some hyper hits now were stoned

by lodge cord August 18, 2021

Hypercapitalism

Hypercapitalism is the brusque and blunt way in which today's super billionaires exercise their power. Examples include Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

The purchase of Twitter through Elon Musk was a typical act of hypercapitalism. This is power through a gigantic amount of money.

by ThePhysopher November 21, 2022

Hyperaltodineurospatialpsychopseudochronologisticquasifictitiousnomialauxillaripostionalcognativedisplacement.

(n) A fictitious alibi, incorporating people who weren't there at a place they weren't at during a time that never happened, created by a pathological liar. Also created to be the longest word, just to piss off scrabble players and dictionary nerds.

"How is she Doc?"

"It seems she believes she was there, she's suffering from Hyperaltodineurospatialpsychopseudochronologisticquasifictitiousnomialauxillaripostionalcognativedisplacement."

by IdntgivaFOX February 23, 2023

hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.

Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "

by Kedielover April 30, 2023

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023