An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.

Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.

by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023

urbana hospital

A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine

Urbana hospital killed my sister because she had a nose bleed and put an iv in her

by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020

Hospite

don’t take any shit

I killed a streamer and i’m not taking his hospite

by CoolKidClanMyGuysCoolYouKnow April 7, 2019

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014

Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.

“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”

by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.

Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.

by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020