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salon hopper

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.
Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!
by Mcama38 January 18, 2014
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Island Hopper

The Ultimate Home Wrecker! A serial chatter that is one and off relationships. Not only are they a serial chatter but they will steal peoples spouses as well. It's not that they're not committed but still they're not even close to doing that. They use you like a piece of toilet paper for they're ass then throw you out. Island Hoppers don't even care how many neighborhoods they wreak fucking hate them.
Island Hoppers can be anyone from a Dead Beat Dad or Mom to a Fuck Boy or Ariana Grande
they come in all types and all colors and sizes and sexualities island hoppers can be anyone and anybody so watch out!
by seenoevil benoevil August 4, 2023
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homie hopper

about 5’4 wears glasses. acts ghetto. SWEARS she’s fine as hell.
she want the whole crew shawty brave.

she is definitely a homie hopper.
by HOMIEHOPPINASSMF November 24, 2019
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Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.
"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"
by Susan Strong September 29, 2012
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Brownie Hopper

When a person hops from hole to hole (typically used in anal sex) in a friend group.
Yo, that brownie hopper last night knew what she was doing.

I know man, we did anal last night!
by Kylah h December 3, 2021
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Goomba Hopper

A person who jumps between dicks as if they were mario scoring extra points for chaining stomps together on goombas one after another.
That goomba hopper left me for somebody else. Already had a new dick lined up ready to go.
by Psylen April 26, 2022
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Island Hopper

A “friend” who is considered temporary as they jump from person to person claiming that each is a “close friend”
Alex: Holy shit Bryce is so fake, he’s such an island hopper, temporary as hell

Tiana: Facts, he ghosted me for 2 months and tried to come back like nothing changed
by RyanLee1224 July 7, 2019
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