The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.
Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.
by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010

by Dave F October 28, 2004

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?
Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.
Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.
by nfseminole May 6, 2014

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.
A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!
or
A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!
B: Take it to the hoop!
or
A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!
by anne qh May 18, 2006

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies
haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!
by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

by Northside Boys October 9, 2003

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night
by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004
