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Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun
"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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Bent Holiday

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.
We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.
by mevdev March 6, 2021
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Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017
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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015
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