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hog palm
The disease contracted after a long night(s) of handling used "goods". Symptoms include sores, pustules, and a lack of mobility in the afflicted area, causing the appearance of greasy bacon.
Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.
Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.
Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.
Hey, Danny! Want to come shoot some hoops with us?
Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.
hog palm by hogpalmacologist July 1, 2008
hog bear
A creature residing in rural wooded areas of Georgia and North Florida. They are know for their remarkable ability to throw objects at very fast speeds sround corners and often at sharp 90 degree angles. The preferred weapon for throwing is a lighter'd knot. It is unknown where they keep the arsenal of knots, which has led many to believe that they may indeed be marsupials with a pouch that can be readily used for carrying such items. Which would also lead one to believe that only the males would launch an attack as the females would likely be carrying their young. Most hog bear encounters involve a drunk person or an older individual from a rural area.
hog callin
Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
hog callin by cerealkilla May 30, 2006
hog wild
This word is used by many in North Carolina. It originated when three yankees and one hick were walking around. They were talking about the low prices at CVS, when the hick said, "yeah, when I go there and see all them low priced products, i just go hog wild!" -and that, is how it all began. HOG WILD means to go crazy and by overcome with happiness.
hog wild by austin the hick October 14, 2004
Hog Press
The 'Hog Press' of Norfolk is a closing ‘double or nothing’ bet placed against an opponent prior to playing the final hole of the round. It can only be placed by the team (or individual) who irrefutably lost bet(s) made through the second to last hole. Bet(s) still undecided heading into the final hole do not factor. The Hog Press can’t be denied and its value is equivalent to the total amount lost, no more or no less. To ‘win’ the Hog Press you must win the final hole outright. A win by the team who placed the Hog Press results in no obligation to pay the press value however a loss requires payment equal to double the press value. A tie results in payment of the original value. There’s no such thing as a baby hog press, a guinea pig, etc, that’s for pussies.
Losing team on the 18th tee box: – ‘None of it matters anyhow…I’m just gonna Hog Press. Game on mother fuckers!
His partner: You know it!!!
Leading team: Damn…I hate the Hog Press…it’s my lobster roll money and we won fair and square! Come on Mr. Crackles…we can do it!
His partner: it’s ok little buddy…you’re binky buddy is here for you!
His partner: You know it!!!
Leading team: Damn…I hate the Hog Press…it’s my lobster roll money and we won fair and square! Come on Mr. Crackles…we can do it!
His partner: it’s ok little buddy…you’re binky buddy is here for you!
Hog Press by Just another clown June 15, 2020