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douche hoagie

pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.

the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.
The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.

The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.
by T.J. Bossington December 18, 2010
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Ho-bag

1. an irritating, nettlesome, pesky bastard.
2. a dirty, untidy, woman adulteress.
3. a prostitute or a woman of the street -- (a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money)
4. a biatch (derivative of bitch, used to exemplify person A's disbelief, anger, or frustration with person B.)
5. anyone within speaking distance of you on a bad day.
6. anyone who is currently enrolled in the westfield high school band. (back that shit up).
shell "hey hobag"
jo "hey hoshit"
*hummer rolls by*
both "huuuuuu-mmmmer"
*gun shots in backround*
both "ohhhh shiiiit"
by stealthyho January 13, 2004
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ho bag

Commonly known as a slut-machine but just as easilly a bag filled with hoes.
someone left a ho bag on my front porch. what am I supposed to do with these hoes?
by Tdowns August 20, 2007
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hobalob

Its when you got stuff to do but you decied to forget it and just hobalob.
Jay was going to get a job today but instead ended up grabbing a hobalob at Mike's place.
by Twanky3000 May 15, 2004
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Hodag

A trashy female from northern Wisconsin. Usually overweight with bad tattoos and green or purple hair. The words Ho-bag and Ho-slag are of the same meaning.
I saw a Hodag at Quick Trip last night buying up all the donuts to take back to her meth lab.
by Muddy Moonrock August 13, 2021
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hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.
by wordsmite January 26, 2010
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HOBAMA

A female who would do anything to sleep with Barack Obama. By wanting to sleep with somebody so much, she becomes a 'ho.' But because it is Barack Obama, she is required, by U.S. and Kenyan law, to take on the title, "Hobama." It is also regarded as an honorific for many groupies.
Girl 1: I want to sleep with Barack Obama so bad!
Girl 2: You're such a Hobama!
Girl 1: I'm so not! You totally are!
Girl 2: You're a Hobama, just admit it!
Girl 1: Okay fine, I am sorta a Hobama.
Girl 1's Mom: I was also a Hobama at your age.
Girl 1: How? He was too young then.
Girl 1's Mom: Doesn't matter.
by hobama.net April 1, 2009
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