Hasselhoffing

A Hasselhoffer is a person or people that immediately junps your back and annoys the hell out of you to no end!
This same type person the Hasselhoffer, does this all day every day, therefore is considered to be Hasselhoffing.
The Hasselhoffer is on the borderline of being a Sociopath because of his the sadistic "Thrill" or "Sympathomimetic Hormonal Rush" he gets from Hasselhoffing others.

You are sitting in a park on a nice sunshiny day; taking in your Zen meditation. Here comes a Hasselhoffer like a <virus> in a computer looking for <Hasselhoffing> time>. The Hasselhoffer appears to <look like> cool people and starts up a conversation;commenting on your Zen beliefs. Before you know it, there he is "Hasselhoffing" you, <trying to make you feel like> your waiting for the next Hailey Bob Comet.

by Jo_mamma-manizzle December 11, 2006

Hassim

To be a terrorist.

Someone who is such a terrorist the FBI puts a tracker in his pants.

To bomb a plane.

Hassim's a terrorist

by Jefffffff324561 April 2, 2009

Hasselhoffy

When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.

Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.

by Coit Tower Condowits January 18, 2009

Hassel

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile

I’m in love with hassel

by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hasselhoffing

-The act of tricking someone into watching the music video for Hooked on a Feeling, similar to rick rolling but way more awesome
-To be tricked into watching the insanely corny video
- Search Hooked on a feeling in youtube and and start the virus

Andy- Dude youve gotta check out this video!!! its of this hilarious asian commedian!
Joey- Ok, send me the link man, i need a laugh!
Andy- **Sends link**
Joey- FUCK YOU, i just got hasselhoffed!
Andy- Lol I've been Hasselhoffing people all day

by That Eskimo in the vid May 1, 2010

Hashem/kowa#3753

Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex. That is what Hashem is, though in heavy denial. He will call people slurs, and pretend to be homophobic, when he is truly a homo asshole.

Person 1: "I met this asshole yesterday on Discord!"
Person 2: "Was it Hashem/kowa#3753?"
Person 1: "Hashem?"
Person 2: Was he Homophobic? If so, that's probably a Hashem. Fake straighties everywhere, smh."

by lynnkiana November 8, 2021

Hasselhoff'd

What you most likely have been exposed to on youtube via forums.

I've been Hasselhoff'd!! NOOO!!!

by Harry Kendall July 20, 2007