Chayton Harman

A person who wears camo constantly, hunts, wears boots, and fishes. Usually taller than others with a charm that women find attractive in them. Although women love a Chayton Harman they can easily become intimidated by them especially when guns come into play. Usually the female pisses in the Chayton Harmans bed out of fear when she sees the gun while doing the nasty. The clueless Chayton Harman plays it off by saying she squirted.

Hey bro you hear what Bobby did? He made that girl squirt all over his bed after that hunting trip!

My ass Bobby is a fucking liar that was piss! He acts such like a Chayton Harman.

by Aidsolf Litler April 26, 2022

lina hartmann

Lina hartmann is the coolest person in the world

What is your name?
Lina Hartmann

by Lina The Bread June 19, 2022

Jack Hartmann

A hero and a national icon

Jack Hartmann

by ChineseEggman October 16, 2022

Olivia Hartmann

Cool af and high af and probably crying

Who is that person crying while smoking a joint?

Olivia Hartmann

by Poop fart face February 21, 2023

Pull a Hartmann

Nailing a meaningless last-second half-court shot when you barely got the strength to shoot the ball that far. Optionally, one is allowed to dance like a madman and celebrate like you just won the lottery.

Pull a Hartmann
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.

by peterpunk August 28, 2013

do a hardyman

To leave to an amazing new job and then come back with your tail between your legs

Dont go work for google and then do a hardyman and come crawling back

by institute27 September 25, 2020

The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.

Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect

by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023