Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

Hamilton Hard-on

When a guy gets so excited about something that is non-sexual that he gets wood. Usually involves sports or money.

Dude, I was walking out of the club last night when I found ten dollars on the ground and was so excited that I got a Hamilton Hard-on

by Jonny B198 August 7, 2010

hard spro

a hard spro refers to a double-shot of espresso (aka a spro) that is both (1) delicious and (2) hits the spot, hard, giving one a perceived boost enabling sustained focus on work, typically work conducted at the coffee shop which served the hard spro.

I'm never going to finish this report without a hard spro.

by sproho January 21, 2011

hard sci fi

Science fiction which can be considered scientifically accurate.

Roman from the show party down who considers himself to be a hard sci fi writer. Roman attempts to get laid but finds himself keeping it real and blowing his chances.

Roman: So, what kind of stuff are you into?

Porn star: I don't know, I like all of it. Especially Dragons.

Roman:Dragons? (sipping drink in disgust) Dragons are fantasy. There's magical talismans' or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not real animals. All these basic things that break the laws of reality; that shits all fantasy. I'm into hard sci fi, fantasy is all bullshit.

Porn star: Um huh. (Leaves the bar)

by FiveStarGA January 9, 2012

the hard word

Australian A heavy-handed request, usually a sexual proposition by a man.

John put the hard word on Emily last night, but she just slapped him and left.

by SmartLX January 21, 2014

Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

by AdamMandler February 9, 2023

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013