farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.

I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.

by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Republican Handshake

When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff

I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!

by TitanRob February 11, 2022