Definitions by Chloe_Renee

Mayonnaise Handshake 

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

Mayonnaise Handshake by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023