Hamburglar

The Hamburglar is a person who stays in handicap stalls and he wipes shit all over the walls, he mostly draws smiley faces and has a big mac bun between his butt cheeks.

"I drew smile faces on the walls!"
"You must be the Hamburglar!"

by Hamburger Criminal August 24, 2022

Hairy Hamburg

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

The Hamburglar

A mysterious entity that steals food while being delivered to a customer in the drive-thru, typically at the food chain known for their "Golden Arches"(aka McDonald's). So far he has gotten away with an estimated 25,978 bigmacs, 75,060 kids meals, over 10,800 large sodas, and an estimated $20,000 dollars worth of large fries orders. As an attempt to catch the thief, McDonald's has issued a reward of $2M and a lifetime supply of anything on the dollar menu. His range: anywhere there's a McDonald's.

Sorry, mom. I would have brought some home for you, but the hamburglar took our whole order!

by M_P_X June 2, 2017

Haber

a ferocious bear that will eat you; found anywhere in the world (except Japan); extremely dangerous

John: OMG there's a ferocious haber!
Connor: Haber, where?

by HAberman January 18, 2011

brandon hambright.

he's not a celebrity, YET, but he's richmond's up coming premier photographer. he can be spotted at many local shows taking sweet shots and posting them on his flickr.

christina: did you see brandon hambrigh's shots from the warped tour?
gabby: yeah, i have one of craig owens as my desktop background!:D
christina: me too!:DDD

person1: who's that ginger with the beard and camera?
person2: that, you N00B, is brandon hambright.
you betta reco'nize.

by christinakills August 3, 2009

Hamburgers

Hamburgers is a slang term for marijuana.

Hippy - "Hey, you wanna go cook up some hamburgers?"
Everyone - "Fuck yeah"

by Hippy Lito June 28, 2009

hamberder

Low quality food served to peasants by the wealthy.

He mockingly served them hamberders on a silver platter while his own chefs prepared his steak.

by Vincent Morelli January 15, 2019