Hack-angel 

A ridiculous - looking fat fuck, who fucks rodents just to define their h2o level...

What an hack-angel of a man...

Hack-angel by B-hawk February 7, 2020

Hack the Gibson 

A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.

Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."

Hack the Gibson by drive-in couch May 22, 2010

Hack it 

Started in So Cal. Used when something bad happens to someone.

"Damn I just flunked my math final."

"Hack it!"

Hack it by insanity857 January 31, 2009

Hack the Mainframe 

Look random shit up on google.

"Dude find me some nasty porn."
"Hold on, let me hack the mainframe."

Hack the Mainframe by Shit Skopinski October 11, 2008

hack a virus 

(v) In the world of "leet" (1337), possibly meaning to create a virus, or other highly annoying/fatal program inserted into another user's personal computer. Due to the nature of this word, it is highly possible that it will be encountered either mispelled or with letters interchanged with numbers or other symbols.

Bunny Bear has entered chat room.
x0_31337DM_0x: y teh_fux0rz ur sn Bunny Bear thats ghei leik joo joo l003r roflmaool
Bunny Bear: What the fuck kind of name is "Elite DM"? Are you advertising that you got the shit kicked out of you in high school thirty years ago? Or that you live in your parents' house?
x0_31337DM_0x: JOO L00S3R! EY WIL KIL JOO IN UR SLEP! EY WILL H4CK @ V1RUS (example of common spelling of "hack a virus")!!!
Bunny Bear: ...?

hack a virus by Balthasar August 17, 2006

hack head 

A common thief that hits on web servers like a crack head hits on a pipe. Internet troll just a..... fuck boy or girl

hack head}hey lets crash this sight so this dude looses what he typed...... he he he or..... hack head}im gonna steal this bitches domain name before he gets it up in running... he he he

hack head by dudewtf4real November 30, 2011

hack job 

An inside hit to disrupt or undermine someone or something .

It was an inside hack job that brought her down.

hack job by jazzman52 January 6, 2017