Get the guido mug.A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can't help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.
Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity race
Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?
Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops
Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?
Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops
by trombone69 November 3, 2011
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Name belonging to a person who's sole purpose is to wreck havoc in video games. Usually standing on top of the bodies of his enemies or drinking the tears of orphans there is no one else as brutal or bad-ass as them.
Man 1: Yo, I had a .12 KDR that game..
Man 2: HA! You suck.
Man 1: I couldn't do anything! There was a Young Guilo destroying us on the other team!
Man 2: HA! You suck.
Man 1: I couldn't do anything! There was a Young Guilo destroying us on the other team!
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Get the guido mug.someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.
Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
by NorthShorian March 27, 2008
Get the guido mug.Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.
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they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.
made with absolutely no love
by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007
Get the guido mug.A person who wears tight popped collared shirts either burgundy or white, and always unbuttoned to show off their chest, and wears nike boots with tight designer jeans. Prefers techno music at the club. Also, always had a black beanie handy. Coming from an Italian descent.
by nickbuccola<3newyork March 17, 2009
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