The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.
Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.
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"Oh man! I got guando all over my threads, that chick ain't gonna want none of this now, sheeeeeeaa!! I was lookin' fly too"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"
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Get the Guantanamo mug.Used to describe when the pubic hair surrounding a man's nipples converge downwards, forming a beard-like frame for the nipple. Can be considered sexy.
by desperate_d January 9, 2010
Get the Gandalf Nips mug.The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.
Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!
Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?
Six Months Later.....
Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.
Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!
Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.
Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?
Six Months Later.....
Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.
Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!
Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.
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This confident action was named after Gandalf from the Lord of the Ring films. Assuming that he or she is the superior on the road and that others on it "shall not pass", hence the name, Gandalfing.
This confident action was named after Gandalf from the Lord of the Ring films. Assuming that he or she is the superior on the road and that others on it "shall not pass", hence the name, Gandalfing.
It is usually subtly mentioned by a passenger when they notice the driver committing this.
"Gandalf" - said under your breath when you notice them do it.
Alternatively, "are you gandalfing?" or,
"did you just Gandalf?"
"Gandalf" - said under your breath when you notice them do it.
Alternatively, "are you gandalfing?" or,
"did you just Gandalf?"
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