Piss Gremlin

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
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Cum Gremlin

Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...
How’s my little cum gremlin doing?
by Therealcumgremlin February 9, 2021
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Gremlin Sauna

Gremlin sauna is the ideal choice to relax in a spa bath and shower room for the family or a spa shower
Me, you, Gremlin Sauna
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Smut Gremlin

Short, gross slut that can be found at the University of Delaware
That smut gremlin has slept over every night this semester.
by giants 123 March 9, 2010
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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner
She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet
by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019
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gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.
Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.
by Schlink238 January 24, 2017
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