goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004

Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

by shalal boy December 9, 2019

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

goose

goose refers 2 anyone who is hott and/or sexy! the longer u prolong the word the more hott and/or sexy the person is, e.g. a goooooooooooooooooooooooooose is hotter than a goooooooooose.
Goosey can also b used if u say ''sumone is goosey''

wow Cee is such a goose!shes so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosey!
Cee is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

Goose

A feathered, loud, flying mammel

The goose flew honking all day long

by Goose26 March 2, 2015

Goose

An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)

When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!

by KatcUp February 9, 2010

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004