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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020
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Goose

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eat my goose
by Poopysexydoody May 10, 2022
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Goose

hot, cute, a person who you find good looking
Jacob Elordi is so goose

Me: You are so goose
Them: Thanks you too
by saghottie42 January 11, 2022
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The Gooses

An online community made up of the friends, fans, and followers of a silly, yet sexy content creator/live-streamer Miss Red, often referred to as “Momma Goose” - The Gooses are both male and female with “Goose” being added to the end of males names and females are referenced as “Goosie Gal”
Online Person: “The Gooses” seem to be very loyal to her. I can see why; she is so positive.

“The Gooses”: She definitely lives by her motto “Creating smiles no matter the way“ and is always reminding us that we are loved and important!
by MisreadPaiges June 7, 2021
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Goose

1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.
1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!
by Felixbunny November 22, 2010
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goosed

Another way of saying that you've shagged/fucked somebody
"Hey, what happened with you and that fit bird you were talkin to last night?"

"I took her home and goosed her"
by MeaningMark July 8, 2005
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Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.
Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."
by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008
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