google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.

I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.

by Craig Bz January 11, 2008

Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012

Gaggle Fuck

A group of soldiers in an unorganized formation.

1st Sergeant to soldiers standing around: "Someone take charge of this Gaggle Fuck!!"

by Joseph Fulmer, Spc. September 26, 2005

bukkake goggles

Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.

These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.

Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole

by rindo December 12, 2006

Giggle Your Gaggle

Verb- 1. To masturbate; 2. to screw around in serious or inappropriate situations

1:
"Dude I love to jack off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit website!"
"Why can't you giggle your gaggle to porn like everyone else?"

2:
John: "We have to get this project done, it's due tomorrow."
Jack: "I'll have your mom done by tomorrow!"
John: "What the fuck man! Stop giggling your gaggle and get to work!"

Steve: "Dude, last night I played hardcore team deathmatch on mw2 and just giggled my gaggle and shot my own teammates!"
Jason: "I love doing that!"
Alex "You're both such assholes."

by DrMcNinja February 24, 2010

brownie goggles

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.

'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'

by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006

google chrome incognito

In other words: PORN TIME!

My parents aren't home tonight. Google Chrome Incognito!!!

by Poobear September 14, 2013