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Get the Golf Cart Energy mug."Hey dude want to play some buzz golf later?" "Sure man last time i got pretty drunk and still shot a 78; it was awesome."
by RKells April 26, 2010
Get the buzz golf mug.When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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Get the Wii Golf mug.An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.
by SeJoker September 27, 2021
Get the ellipsis golfer mug.The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
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