someone who provides emotional support in exchange for material support in a relationship, synonymous with sugar baby or bbg; counterpart to a sugar daddy. sex is often part of the exchange, but let’s be real, if being a glider was just about getting someone off that would be so easy that everyone would be doing it.
people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.
derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.
people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.
derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.
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To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.
Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
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Person2: "okay, I don't know why"
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Person2: "okay I guess I will"
Person2: "okay, I don't know why"
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Person2: "okay I guess I will"
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(2.) Overrated videogame developed by Tecmo for the NES. Following its release in 1988, the game went on to eventually attain enormous popularity amongst snerds and hardcore lamers alike.
(2.) Overrated videogame developed by Tecmo for the NES. Following its release in 1988, the game went on to eventually attain enormous popularity amongst snerds and hardcore lamers alike.
(1.) Ninja Gaiden is too damned hard!
(2.) Snerd: Ninja Gaiden is so awesome! Nintendo rulez...
Hardcore Lamer: I can win at this infuriating game! I'm not completely worthless!
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Hardcore Lamer: I can win at this infuriating game! I'm not completely worthless!
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