goatee 

also known as a prison pussy

As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy

goatee by Cramerica Industries February 19, 2007

Goatee 

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

Goatee by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee 

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

goatee by Just In E February 11, 2010

Gooted 

Complete disappointment or sadness

I'm gooted fam

Gooted by Caxtlxn April 4, 2017

GOATdate

Going on a virtual date with someone you met online. In the context of online dating, this is the GOATdate (Greatest Of All Time date) because no amount of messaging can beat meeting your match Face to Face, first.

The term originated from the Video-First Dating App, GOATdate. GOATdate is said to give users the most secure & comfortable Video Dating experience while eliminating common online dating frustrations like cat-fishing, endless texting, and wasted time/energy/money on in-person meetings only to find out you don't have chemistry. After matching, users GOATdate (in-app video date with a 5 minute time limit) first, and have the option to chat once there is known chemistry established in the initial GOATdate.

I just went on a GOATdate with Jake.

I am going to try GOATdating her later... wish me luck!

He looked OK in his pictures, but when we GOATdated I found out he was soooo funny and way cuter and now we are going on a date tomorrow night!! Never been more excited to meet with a guy I met online!!

She was cute but sadly we went on a GOATdate and we did not have any real chemistry... thank goodness it was only 5 minutes and I didn't have to sit through an awkward dinner date or spend any time messaging back and forth.

GOATdate by thedatingexpert April 24, 2020

Raising the goatee 

In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, which is a take on the phrase "raised eyebrows", was first brought into popular usage because of the aggressive facial expressions of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher (who wears a goatee from time to time) to his players and officials from the sidelines of National Football League games during his tenure.

Damn, all I did yo is beat you at darts. Why you raising the goatee at me?

Raising the goatee by tbird4441 July 20, 2008

totes my goates 

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

totes my goates by Joshy27 May 21, 2014