fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja April 24, 2014

fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.

He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.

by McIronTwat March 9, 2017

freezing fur

1. (furry slang, rare) A furry, who is chill, non-judgemental and relaxed; opposite of burned fur
2. (furry slang, incorrect) frozen fur

My furry pal is such a freezing fur, I'm sure you'll get along just fine.

by ONG3N March 29, 2022

scrotal fur

A fancy name for a man's pubes. Other names include scrote fuzz, hairy peaches, and or the lion's mane (as you can imagine). Great care and landscaping are encouraged for this ball hair. A weekly scrubbing should remove most viscous fluids from the fur.

Wow this shampoo is excellent at decreasing my scrotal fur!

by U w0t M8? April 20, 2015

side fur

when you have a bush of pubic hair hanging out of your underware.

Samantha you have side fur when you wear your bikini.

by Richard_dick May 27, 2015

Fur trapping

The act of trying to locate and have sex with a furry

Hey, I'm going fur trapping tonight. You in?

by Two angry vets February 9, 2020

fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010