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fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.
1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.
by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010
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rabbit fur

A piece of fur you rub your penis on to get off;when you have no other option being that you never get any ass because you have wacked it to almost about everything on a porn site . As described in the movie grandmas boy. " hey dude me and my girlfriend seen you on the news last night crazy how that lion got out!" "That was crazy!" " and by girlfriend you mean that price of rabbit fur you rub your dick on!"
Dude me and my girl were getting busy last night!

By busy you mean you were having a wackathon and by girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub your dick on every night!
by wackmaster March 13, 2014
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fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush
I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!
by motorninja April 24, 2014
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scrotal fur

A fancy name for a man's pubes. Other names include scrote fuzz, hairy peaches, and or the lion's mane (as you can imagine). Great care and landscaping are encouraged for this ball hair. A weekly scrubbing should remove most viscous fluids from the fur.
Wow this shampoo is excellent at decreasing my scrotal fur!
by U w0t M8? April 20, 2015
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side fur

when you have a bush of pubic hair hanging out of your underware.
Samantha you have side fur when you wear your bikini.
by Richard_dick May 27, 2015
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Mob-fur

Hairy wicked, excellent, good times for all.
Wow, that fireworks display was Mob-fur!!!
by Lay November 8, 2003
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fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.
He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.
by McIronTwat March 9, 2017
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