An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.
Generally considered poor form.
Generally considered poor form.
by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023
Get the April Foul’s Daymug. A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself
by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022
Get the Foulmug. To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
Get the Foul Hookmug. Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep
by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016
Get the butt foulmug. When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.
Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.
Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
by nme619 September 21, 2016
Get the Freebie Foulmug. When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023
Get the Foul ballmug. If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
Get the Technical Foulmug.