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Foul on

To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.

Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
by Goldbrier901 September 8, 2010
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Freebie Foul

When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.
Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.

Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.
by nme619 September 21, 2016
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Madison Foul

hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted
*throws ball*

Madison: Ow wtf.
Referees: *whistle* Madison foul
by xxxxxyeetusthefetusxxxxx December 13, 2018
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Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
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fucker foul

is to deliberately say or do something in the middle of someone's being high to fuck up their happy mood or they're high
man the other night I was in a good position to get head from my old lady and she had to fucker Foul Me by bringing up that bitch I cheat on with her last month
by Minge June 3, 2018
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foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.
I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018
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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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