farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

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horse farts

Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.

My wife has horse farts.

by KNOB February 5, 2004

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Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

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holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

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This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.

Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*

by fankyoulove October 24, 2020

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