Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!
Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.
Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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by gnominous January 20, 2006
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verb
The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.
heather: are you shower flossing???
tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
heather: are you shower flossing???
tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010
Get the Shower Floss mug.Young boys, in there 3000$ 2 wheel drive V6 trucks they bought off of Facebook market place, who claim to be balling AKA “flossin” in Palatka Florida, “P town” if your a real inbred like the majority of palatkas population. If you are “Palatka Flossin” everytime you see another rusty and or beaten Sh#tbox or a squated truck with no mufflers, you must stick both hands out the window like a moron with both pointer fingers up. Indicating you like 2 fingers in the Butt.
by Thesadtruth0202 November 5, 2018
Get the Palatka Flossin mug.A merging of 'fake' and 'bogus.' Used to describe something as exceptionally false, being both of false origin, and too absurd to be mistaken for valid. To deem someone's argument or assertion 'flogus' is to denigrate it to the lowest level of completely unintellectual discourse.
Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
1. "Dude, that story is flogus!" (Negative)
2. "Dude, that wave was totally flogus!"
(Positive)
***In this use can be spelled 'phlogus,' thus adding a degree of 'phatness' to the mess.
2. "Dude, that wave was totally flogus!"
(Positive)
***In this use can be spelled 'phlogus,' thus adding a degree of 'phatness' to the mess.
by Greg Bronstein, Sean Fitzgerald April 22, 2008
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