Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

pine float

A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.

"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."

by Matthew T. Green September 11, 2005

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

floatatious

High ability to float.

Awesome buoyancy properties.

Finis sells floatatious fins.

by Swimmer Lisa March 22, 2009

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

floaty head

The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.

Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.

by lyssaland January 20, 2011

Floft

A word used typically to describe a person or thing of intense beauty gentleness or delicacy.

Wow man, did you see that blond girl over there in the corner, she looks so FLOFT

by StudMuffen360 February 22, 2023