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Floating turd

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
by Rebecca!! September 15, 2006
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floating verse

Early blues music lyrics, cobbled together from personal experiences, existing bits and local lore.
The 'grunt-'n'-slide' music of early country bluesmen has a unique floating verse combined with its own African 'griot' origins.
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.
"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."
by Sjaak Trekhaak January 10, 2006
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Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)
Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already
by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006
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floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.
Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.
by Der Commisar July 8, 2009
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Floating Duck Party

That act of dosing an unsuspecting person with LSD, usually by spiking the person's drink.
We through a floating duck party for Dave, and now he's freaking out in the fetal position on the floor and will probably have to go to the hospital.
by billy_cox September 25, 2014
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floating blowjob

When a big Viking girl picks you up in the air from your buttocks and gives you a blowjob.
Hey bro did Svetlana gave you a floating blowjob last night?
by George Bonaparte February 26, 2018
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