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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
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For laughter and flatulence

Doing something for no reason other than to amuse oneself. Alternative phrase for the well-known phrase “for shits and giggles".
THEM: What is your reason for doing such a stupid thing?

ME: I did it for laughter and flatulence.
by Krazy🤪Kel May 27, 2022
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.
Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.
by ace1080x November 24, 2011
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flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
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David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person
by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014
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Flatucants

The sensation experienced when unable to pass wind due to social or environmental restrictions.
John needed to let one rip but the pretty girl nearby caused Flatucants.
by paul007 January 26, 2015
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Flatuland

verb - To fart loudly upon arrival at a destination, often as a means of announcing one's presence in a provocative manner.
"Gareth is soooo disgusting - when we finally made it to Heathrow, he flatulanded right in front of the flight attendants!"
by Beaves April 23, 2015
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