Flattened

Waking up borderline drunk from the night before. The stage after plastered with a sleep in between.

I don't remember anything from lecture. I showed up absolutely FLATTENED.

by medullabologna October 18, 2019

Flasted

a task accomplished with little to no effort or care as to the outcome of the accomplishment ff-laa-stid

John did a flasted job of cleaning the sceptic tank.
phil achieved a flasted grade on his homework assignment.

by onepumptrump May 4, 2020

flatterbash

To flatter a person with an honorable truth to such an extreme that it causes those hearing to object to the honorable truth. The flatterbasher is usually jealous over some trait , often inner beauty or a possession of the victim that they know appeals to others and they want the focus on themselves, so they take an honorable truth about the victim and stretch it so far out of proportion in such a way that it makes the victim embarrassed and others see the truth as false and no longer see it as their honorable quality. Flatterbashers do this infront of others like group texting, social media, gatherings, work parties or meeting, even among families! Compliments are healthy commendation. Flattery is for positioning for gain. Flatterbashing goes above typical flattery. It causes those hearing to think or say the opposite about the person. If the victim declines or denies the flattery the flatterbasher will persist or escalate their abusive tactic. This way the victim looks bad if they accept AND if they reject the so called compliments.
Men, women, school bullies, coworkers, anyone can Flatterbash out of jealousy or to level themselves over the threat or insecurity they feel or imagine their target/victim emminates or holds over them. It can be used by ANYONE. It is often employed by narcissists. and those who are the leaders of clicks to keep their "followers".

Female Victim: "We were group texting and all of a sudden she started to flatterbash me with 'Your eyes are so beautiful! OMG! I can't hear what you're saying because I can't stop focusing on your eyes! They are gorgeous! I think about them when I'm eating...!' I was so embarrassed!"
Those Hearing: "She's not THAT beautiful." "So and So is prettier than she is." "She's only pretty with makeup on." "She's not 'ALL THAT'."

Male Flatterbasher: "Dude, your wheels are awesome! Where did you get that paint?! Your car takes the stripes off the street! I can't eat, Dude, I'm heartsick! Nothin' like it, Dude!"
Victim: "It's decent. Get's me there. You trying to flatterbash me?"

by Malisande April 21, 2020

flatteyddh

you say this to kids before you eat them.

"hey little johnny, flatteyddh! come here boy

by cvpidyoshi May 1, 2020

Flatterling

Alias Flutterfly,its a better name for Butterfly/Schmetterling.
Why Butterfly/Schmetterling? It doesnt Schmetter or has nothing to with DairyProducts.
It Flutters It m Flatters in to the Sky to the next Flower. x3

Oh, look there a Flatterling

by Jigen_Daisuke August 15, 2020

flailey

The joyful arm movements of a young woman who loves life but accidentally hits you often and then tells you she loves you.

I've decided the best descriptive word for her is flailey. All Thursday night, really all week, Emily would be waving her arms about, dancing to WAP and living her best life and out of nowhere *WHAM*, promptly followed by an "OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU"

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear

I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.

by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020