flagellaunts

The fine art of taunting by flagellants.

Little did the home crowd realize, the visiting spectator was destroying them by flagellaunts.

by ErikL November 21, 2010

selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking

Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?

by 🅰️ December 7, 2024

Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

flaglethort

so amazing its almost unbearable.

its going to be so flaglethort when i see you.

by ubber cute August 11, 2006

flangelled

A state of extreme inebriation usually brought on by the excessive use of recreational drugs such as ecstasy or cocaine (or both). One will usually find themselves 'Flangelled' in the early hours of the morning at a club. Being flangelled is a pleasurable state in which to find oneself and not to be confused with 'monging' or being too 'fucked'. Very often the word will be used in conjunction with your 'wing wam' which you may often have 'flipped' as in: "I'm flangelled, I've completely flip flangelled my wing wam!"

Bill: "Wheres Wayne?"
Dan: "He's flangelled mate, I just saw him singing 'pills up inside ya' to a bunch of girls in the garden!"

or

Wayne: "I have completely flip flangelled my wing wam, those beans were amazing!!"

by Wayne Elwood July 2, 2008

flagerstieg

girls who are too good to talk to guys on aim first. =

Alyssa Keysor is a flagerstieg for not messaging Andrew Manor on aim first.

by and man August 23, 2009

Flagent

A thingimahooha which is used to offend people in a subtle way.

Don't even get me started, you're such a Flagent!!

by Stazzomes & Riiamzz June 24, 2010