Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.
Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!
by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014
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filipino fish fuck

When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact
My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson
by Bcay43 March 18, 2015
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Filipino water pump

After eating hot Filipino food , you go and shit it on to your girlfriends stomach while she jerks you off
Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump
by Alexandevo March 13, 2018
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Half Filipino girl

The hottest type of mix, especially when half filipino half white
Danng that Half Filipino girl is HOT
by THat sensation! February 8, 2008
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gino the dirty filipino

A guy or gal named gino who is also filipino and he is dirty, he is generally your mate otherwise it would be racist!
by Gino the royal filipino April 7, 2018
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Filipino Red Neck

A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.
Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.

John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.

Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.

John: What?

Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.

John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.
by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014
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Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'
by Batman's anus May 5, 2013
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