fexting

fighting thru text

Jill Biden says she, president settle arguments by ‘fexting’.

by daveknockwin May 31, 2022

Fetting Out

Quite literally stressed to the point of being paralysed and just generally flapping about tooing and frooing panicking not knowing what to do…

He/She was proper 'Fetting Out' over what he could do.

by Yawheyah November 10, 2022

fermingo

A small annoying person. Usually has adhd and are commonly ginger

The small, ginger boy in the corner screaming is defo a fermingo

by Red_man2000 February 12, 2023

Farting Butt

A butt that is farting.

Person 1: "I ate too much TacoBell!"
Person 2: "Now you will have a explosive farting butt!"

by CarterSmith September 19, 2023

Indian Fartingson

noun (farting indian)

An indian coontard that failed to many exams and releases a hazardous shart from his/her ass crevice. This fart will kill anyone behind the indian and can even flip over cars. Eventhough the indian shitter might not notice this foolish behavior, he is being noticed by thousands of inhalers across the nation. Once the farticles are released and peoples life's are out in danger, it is a concern of the government.

These type of Indians also have the power to turn their crusty ass into a vacuum and suck anything of large mass into it. This is their defense when they encounter police.

That indian fartingson put my family in danger.

I ate to much rava dosa yesterday so I must shart over a bitches tittingsons.

AYE, next time you shart next to me, I will fartingson and blow up your village.

by Anus Enlightenment October 27, 2016

Unidentified Farting Arsehole

When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA

Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"

by Bigcharsnudes October 3, 2018

breast farting

When 2 sweaty wet pairs of breasts are rubbing-pushing against each other and make "farty" suction sounds.

"We were really horny and rubbing our sexy breasts together, and as we pushed them into each other, they started to make suction 'breast farting' like sounds ."

by Markeydmark6969 July 7, 2019