Felchimers

where someone completely forgets about felching the night before.

Jon's felchimers was bad. He didn't even remember felching that donkey!

by Ron Diggity December 9, 2008

Fence-fucker

Someone who gets off on riding both sides of the fence. A person who tells you one thing while simultaneously telling someone else the complete opposite thing. A liar.

Can also be used as a verb, see example!

Most of the NVFD are a bunch of fence-fuckers. The chief was fence-fucking at the fish fry.

by Mataharii September 13, 2009

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

Sket Fence

Any type of structure erected for the sole purpose of keeping out dirty skets, especially deceptiskets Tent poles stuck in the ground at an aggressive angle have proven to be particulaly effective at maiming sed sket. Also a full proof way of telling if a girl is indeed a sket.

Sket: What the Fuck is this?! I've just fallen over it and cut myself
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

dick fencing

Where a group of males - typically working in IT - have to prove they are top ape by means other than physical strength or ability to provide, and do so via verbal (email/IRC) jousting with their intellectual prowess. Normally only witnessed amongst groups of beta males.

I went to a meeting at Head Office last week and spent half a day listening to the guys dick fencing about design patterns.

by somerset shirley May 14, 2005

Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009

Fancher

Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.

I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!

by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019