Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie

Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.

by Magaletso October 17, 2012

Fell out your tree

lost your mind; got another thing coming; think twice

Friend: can you give me a ride to the bar?

Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!

by Collins37 October 25, 2023

The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.

Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023

Fell in love with a emo girl

It a song that cringe people sing I Feeell in looove withhh a emoooo gurl all I waaant issss a emooo gurl

Person 1: I fell in love with a emo girl
Person 2 me too

by ilikedigbick12hja December 10, 2022

Fellings

A stronger emotion than feelings. Everyone has feelings. Only some people have fellings.

Elizabeth: I know I wear dresses a lot that are too big, and look like they came from the 19th century, but I really like them. Don't make fun of me. It hurts my fellings.

Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.

by nocharge July 31, 2023

fell in love with the devil's daughter

a phrase used for someone who has developed a bad habit

John: You fell in love with the devil's daughter

Smith: Yeah, can you help me out?

by stupidcoffee November 9, 2022