fappability

The likely hood you would fapp to another person usually on a scale of 1-10

man her fappability is a 9

by darkstalker24 May 24, 2014

Fapalicious

adj. So delicious or mouthwatering you need to fap to it

That booty was sooo fapalicious.

by drdrefapper September 6, 2014

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

Caramel fappaccino

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.

"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"

by Dick Chirison November 4, 2018

Fapatience

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.

"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"

by Gbman33 September 29, 2012

fapasaurus

a person who faps all the time

This guy is a fapasaurus no matter where he goes

by 658hit May 16, 2014

fappegedon

This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.

Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."

Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"

by kyjellyfighter September 2, 2014