"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
by SubGplayz August 08, 2022
The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
by Thank god for Boobies March 02, 2024
A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.
by TeddyW September 15, 2010
another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..
by thugshaker420 June 08, 2022
Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
by LysaJo October 31, 2015
Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
by Nitfungus May 18, 2023