epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

epic failure by veritas347 February 7, 2008

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Airsoft Failure

Anyone who fails at airsoft or airsoft related question...
Common variations include but are not limited to: Codsofters, Chairsofters, RichSpoiledKidsofters, DarrenWhitesofters, IThinkI'maSniperBecauseIHaveaUTGL96softer, and WannaBeRussiansofters.
These people can be very annoying due to the extensive amounts of ignorant posts on Facebook or other airsoft sites, these posts can be fixed with a simple understanding of how to use google or youtube.

Kid 1: "Hey guyz...I'm new to airsoft and I have $100, what gun from black ops can I get that shoots over 600fps??? help meh PLEAZ!!!
Kid 2: "STFU Airsoft Failure GTFO!!!

Airsoft Failure by Mr. Airsofter August 20, 2011

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epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

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Mc.Failure

Getting a crap meal/crap service/general failure in a fast food restaurant.

Person 1: Man my meals sucks
Person 2: Such Mc.Failure

Mc.Failure by Stomper247 March 9, 2009

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parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

parade of failure by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

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IM A FAILURE

The truth

Dude Im a failure

IM A FAILURE by Loserthatdeservesnothinginlife October 22, 2022

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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

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