Escalene

A small, portable escalator that is about 1 cubic yard. Can be used to get up large steps for lazy people. It can also be used to climb into bed, a bathtub, or even onto a chair.

KID: I don't wanna take a bath!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!

by PotatoChipFace463 April 8, 2019

escalability

Describes how easy something can be escalated. Often occurs in the business context, especially within big companies with complex matrix structures that require frequent escalations.

A: We need to escalate the pricing discussions.
B: Our escalability is good. I will escalate it.

by frshmn July 12, 2019

Escalady

Another name for a high end female prostitute or paid escort with sexual benifts.

Jeff was desperate to get laid, so he hired an Escalady.

This Escalady was expensive, but at least I looked cool in front of my friend.

by UCLAProf October 28, 2019

escalator

a testimony to human laziness

escalators are fucking stupid

by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 2, 2020

Escalonofobia

Miedo a los escalones

tengo escalonofobia, no puedo subir las escaleras

by X_Jan-Sniper_X May 9, 2020

Escalinofobia

Miedo a les escaleras de todo tipo

No puedo subir! Tengo Escalinofobia recuerdas? Necesitaremos encontrar un ascensor

by X_Jan-Sniper_X May 9, 2020

escalade

the guy with the turd emoji tattooed on his face that has an ego bigger than his penis.

The escalade walked around campus with his head held high flirting with all the girls.

Nobody liked being around an escalade.

by turtle1102 August 10, 2020