A small, portable escalator that is about 1 cubic yard. Can be used to get up large steps for lazy people. It can also be used to climb into bed, a bathtub, or even onto a chair.
KID: I don't wanna take a bath!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!
by PotatoChipFace463 April 8, 2019
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