separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.

Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."

by itssojoever May 26, 2025

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Equal

When your jerking off so hard your tiny cock falls off.

I think I just got equal.

by Finished September 7, 2017

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.

We are human beings like fingers. One-handed fingers are all fingers, but their shape and size are different. The way humans think is different, though they are all human beings.

Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.

by HADASH July 31, 2017

Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.

Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.

by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023

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A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.

“Hey after being a snow bunny for years I think I now prefer all races.” “Congrats on joining the equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni life!”

by Jaydome12543 February 12, 2025