Eli is the guy that every girl wants, but he's hard to get. He is that ex-boyfriend that you'll always want, but he probably moved on in a day. Once you're his ex, it's game over, he acts like you're a stranger, but it's okay. When you're together, he's amazing, but his mind is so dirty you need a permanent maid. He makes you make bad decisions, but he doesn't care anymore. Overall, he's a good guy, but you need to be careful, don't let him make your life hell.
by tay.0410.thom June 26, 2019
Get the Elimug. by Milo boi April 18, 2019
Get the Elymug. A happy go lucky girl who is always calm. But when mad, Elis will turn into a fire-breathing dragon. So do not mess with Elis. Also, Elis is a sensitive person.
Be friends with Elis
by PseudhWhatTheWhat January 17, 2018
Get the Elismug. Eli. Oh eli. Sweet. Represents what the American dream looks like. Has broad shoulders. Loves country music and kicking ass. Very attractive. Usually has a relative in the military. Eli will be cool but knock the shit out of someone the next second if they are harming his friends or family. Eli is swoon as hell and has a badass dad. Everyone should have an Eli in there life
by Jcrow99 April 19, 2019
Get the Elimug. Seems like he could be stoned most of the time but really doesn't sleep enough. Does not think as much as he should. Pretty chill guy. Never the first person to see if they can chill usaly one of the last, but he don't care much cuase he ain't no sensitive little bitchy fuck.
by On crack October 21, 2018
Get the Elimug. Smart, talented,good looking, very funny dirty minded but you know you love it trys to rase other people up usally has dark brown hair and multicolored eyes, when you know someone like this u want to bond with him and get to know him, if you r luky enough to date or married Eli don't loose him, he will cheer you up when you r down. usually has a long penis and good at sex. Does not keep his standards High and is very vulnerable usually athletic and smart
by Smartstuff89 July 9, 2018
Get the Elimug. I woke up this morning with an ELY
by Paul January 14, 2004
Get the elymug.