egg

It's an item that is round and hard that comes out of a chicken

At least it's not chicken shit

by lunar shadows December 23, 2004

Egg

A term used to describe someone who is acting or has often acted in an irritable fashion.

Pete, you egg!

Shane was being a complete egg today and wouldn't shut up about Lilo and Stitch!

by Steven Petrou November 30, 2007

Egg

A individual with a very shiny bald head

Damn look at that egg
That guys egg be shining

by Cock mastrr November 16, 2016

Egg

A bad band from Iowa that wears sweater vests, hideous shorts, and have messed up hand signals for "Ignition". They usually golf after a "Battle of the Bands" tournament.

"Egg? Really, Egg?"

by UNI_whore April 18, 2010

with egg

slang for friend; common call of people from Dungon, Project 3

with egg kamusta? (with egg how are you?)

by twardzick June 16, 2010

Egg Fu

Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat

this beewee is pissing me of time to initiate Egg fu

by smailliw nehs October 3, 2019

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017