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The Joe Dymond

I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!
by albatross34 November 9, 2010
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Facebook Friend Decon

the act of cleaning out friends on facebook
Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people
by Musky94 October 23, 2011
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Dyvonte

Has small genitals (penis), uses many people lies ,gets things from many people.
He is like a Dyvonte with all those girls.
by Ur diction October 16, 2013
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Deconstructing

Easy... Unless (of course) the thing you are deconstructing is infinite. In which case, it is infinitely difficult and it takes literally forever.
Iam "This guy is unreal! 'tricking the audience'!? Like how I talked about the the "Attack on titan" writers tricking people into rooting for Hitler!?"

Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"

Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"

Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."

Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"

Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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decon

often a snecky person weres hat belives in god often known as snecky decon the decon is commom in most parts of the country mainly churches collectivly know as snecky decons the decon may also be devious
that decon is snecky
by Adam Andrews October 22, 2006
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dyson

To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.
Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."

Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
by shavies March 22, 2009
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Dysonbabe

A girl or woman who is such a filth monger, or has not had it in ages, appears to just hoover a man's member into her without much effort.Usually a bit of a slack annie down there as it goes in like a dentist's mirror. Without touching the sides.
Dysonbabes are numbered in the many in Britain alone. Such as many, many people who I can't be bothered to name.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
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