dumperflunk

an over sized poo, that does not flush

dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED

by martay February 24, 2003

dumple stiltzken

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

by DKali January 19, 2009

Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

volunteer dumpee

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

by ryukage99 October 27, 2012

Going 18 Dummie

Related to Bay Area Lingo such as: getting Hyphy, going dumb,and getting retarded; and also serves the same definition as being under influence of any mind altering drugs, or alcohol.

It's main emphasis is on 1800 Jose Cuervo Tecquila

Sometimes other numbers are used as Going 24 Dummie, 32, and so on.

Popularized by Bay Area group The Federation.

"I was going 18 Dummie at my sisters wedding rehearsal dinner last night; my brother-in-law was pissed but I don't care about that beezy."

by Young Scrilla December 17, 2008

dumphead

the act of receiving felatio while taking a shit.

I wasn't sure Julie was right for me until she gave me dumphead...I went out and bought a ring the next day.

by 85 May 17, 2005