dumbeldore

When your old, but still can sustain erections

When a guy who is supposidly too old to get an erection sustains one for a good amount of time, especially when tonks is in the room.
Old Guy: "Wow, I think I might be able to pull off a Dumbeldore tonight with that woman"

by Ja In Kang August 30, 2007

Dumbes

A name given to a person who is a dumb ass but you feel like your to nice of a person to call them that.

That girl is such a dumbes

by Pumba75 September 29, 2012

Dumbshit

Someone who pays for hotel accomodation, but would rather sleep in the carpark facilities than in the bed of the hotel room.

Nicole: how was the hotel room Blackie??

Blackie: I didn't even make it up to my room, I just woke up in the carpark.

Nicole: Your a Dumbshit lol

by suchab3autifulm3ss February 11, 2017

Dumbshit

A guy.

Guy's are dumbshit's.

This guy is a dumbshit.

by Urm May 18, 2013

dumbshit

A creature who cannot be trusted to even take care of himself properly. Most of the time dumdshits are closey related to fucktards, fuckboys, asshats, droolies, pond scums, fuckwits, manwhores, bride jumpers and all other low lyfes who think they can just skate through life hurting anyone and everyone so long as they get what they want in that very moment. Dumbshits rarely are respected and are seen as creatures of great algae eating abilities. Dumbshits think they know what's best when in fact just tend to fuck things up for society as a whole. Dumbshits can rarely make a good decision when it comes to being a decent creature. These sort of creatures usually feed off the bottom of the pond. Most of the time they are known for their conniving fuckboy like attributes that include but are not limited to: dishonesty, ignorance, manipulative personality.

Why are you being such a JD, i mean dumbshit?
Get with the program dumbshit.
dumbshit

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

dumbshit

a person like you that looks up the word dumbshit usually smokes pot

Guy: See that dude over there smokin pot?

Guy2: yea he's a dumbshit

by ahhh hamburgers August 26, 2008